Funeral Jokes

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A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart.

Funeral jokes. A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good byes the heart was opened the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. His most favorite food in the world was chocolate chip cookies.

Take a look at these funny funeral jokes and youll find out why folks are chuckling at a funeral. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. So when the doctor steps up he pulls out 100 and puts it in.

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Specializing in jokes about funerals. The lawyer steps up pockets the 200 the two men previously deposited and writes the dead man a check for 300. Did you hear about the circus clown funeral.

At the funeral they see people putting money in the casket. All his friends came in one car. Theres one less drunk.

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